Slide jams are serious business these days. Billions upon billions of dollars and countless man-hours are invested in such events every single day across the entire globe. And 9 times out of 10, the winners of these events go on to become Mega Longboarding Super Stars with huge corporate contracts and baller mansions and other swagged-out stuff like that. Extreme. . . uh. . . wait. . .
Actually, slide jams are simply just a fun place to skate with a crew of homies, possibly meet some more new homies, learn a trick or two, and basically have a chill skate session. You can also win some stuff, and that’s pretty cool too!
The homies have put on the Turkey Slide Jam on a local hill for the past couple of years and we show up every time. It’s fun! This year we rolled up, took a couple runs, did some serious camera lurkage, and then we dipped-out for some chilly-chill craft beers and pizza pie at a local spot down the road. Please peep the pics we captured and make sure to take the captions and results super seriously, or don’t. . .
Slide Jam Results:
1. Lady Bro
2. Another Lady Bro
3. Actually, there were no ladies there. Sorry.
1. Gnar Car
2. Kook Caboose
3. Rad Train
The one guy in the swooshy basketball shorts with the purple & gold DH6
Longest Ladies Slide
(Blunt passer, backside numbbutt, to revert )
Doug Dubes McDubler
“Team Mids” MVP
That ish-hardcore-ish dude with the cigarette burns on his forehead.