Trust me, bro, you can’t even handle my #swag now that I’ve got my S-Walker Board. It’s basically the best thing to happen to this alternative skateboarding thing I see all the kids doing these days. Not only does it go down hills like mad fast for a battery-operated device, it also goes up them, bro! Not very fast, but still… Plus, I don’t have to use my hands like I did with my Segway. I’m totally hands-free. I can post way more selfies this way, so you know my followers are stoked, too.
– Some dude on the beach.
Alright, that’s more than enough cheesy text to accompany a 13 second video. There’s not too much info out on the interweb about this S-Walker Board, but it appears it’s intended to be used as a transportation device exclusively. So don’t let me catch you tryin’ your darned flipsmiths or power-grinds. If you do happen to do something radical on this thing, be sure to document it and share it with us. That’s what we’re all about after all.