Greetings and salutations from the place we call home! This month, Doug E. Fresh, the Sunset Sliders Chief Engineer, brings us a whimsical edit of how the Sunset Sliders conduct an invasion of Lurkadurkistan.
Now that our Bus has her fitting-touch of color and pizazz, we have begun an invasion—starting first in the critical location of home. Stage-one involves a systematic infiltration of the local transit system in order to learn all the curves of our native environment. By efficiently moving our Wiggleboarding Troops throughout the urban matrix, we can assemble and disperse with lightning quickness. Concordant with this task is the proper exploration of the local flora and fauna as we search for nutritional sources. These include the sweet nectar of bursting bush-barrels, the protein-acious smack of driveway slashing, and most importantly, the heavy carbohydrate-load of taking in the sunset on the beach and catching some jellyfish.
Our agents stalk in fine, feline form—moving through the ether of skateboarding space—focusing on having a good time and sharing rad experiences with each other. Whether it be taking the Sliders Bus to an event in a faraway land or riding a beach bomb that ends in a walk in the sand, all these activities encompass the invasion of Lurkadurkistan.
Come join us, the revolution is now. . .